Compass Clumirthterlabration

Reading for August 6, 2011

Today the Ship's compass is being re-calibrated, or in earthling jargon: ".........the ship's compass is being clumirthterlabrated" 

 The Captain's Dictionary

clu·mirth`·ter·la·brate

verb (used with an object) -brat·ed, -brat·ing
1. to determine, rectify, or check, the graduation of [any instrument giving quantitative measurements] while remaining in ridiculously deranged beneficence
2. to plan or devise (something) carefully so as to have a precise use or application, which produces chaotic cheer and/or good will
3. to jubilantly clutter with incalculable mirth

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