Visit A Melted Snowman

Struggling laboriously for decades to write the GREAT NOVEL, formulate the GRAND UNIFIED THEORY OF PARTICLE PHYSICS; &/or HACK GOD'S CELL PHONE, I have finally aced the dough-nut/caught the golden amoeba this morning while eating avocado on rye toast w sunflower seeds - side apple, cheese, & cappuccino "^-"^ Please join me in the following cause, its the only one thing I will ask of you EVER! The movement is STOP REALITY! Too often innocent people (and sometimes the guilty) suffer at the hands of greedy corporate commie socialist brain-washed free-thinking bleeding heart liberal arch conservative tyrannical helpers. Make your opposition to reality known to your: Doctor, Lawyer, Agoranomos, Base Commander, Priest, Air Marshall, Fuhrer, Minister, State Legislators, Congressperson, Constable, Laboratory Janitorial Co-coordinator, Veterinarian, Ignoramus, Rabbi, Nizam, Professor, Shaman, and/or Mullah, immediately! Be advised of multiple life-threatening side effects, and if any one occurs, discontinue use of reality in any non-state of matter immediately, and call your local United States Peace Corps Office - Please share, and do nothing more (except run around having fun with your friends laughing and immersing the known and unknown universes in mirth) Other ways to help: visit a melted snowman; bite a shark; suck the blood of a mosquito; defaecate on a fly; burn any books that are real; annihilate any actuality; build a perpetual motion machine; and if you can only do one thing, for heaven's sake, go time traveling. That's all - mirthfully grateful for, and loving you........................... dziękuję, gracias, 谢谢, ringrazio hanno, है धन्यवाद, remercier avoir, thank you, أشكر ديك ... A wonderful world ...... un monde merveilleux .... एक अद्भुत दुनिया .......... un mundo maravilloso ....... עולם מופלא ..... Harika bir dünya ...... 一个 美好 的 世界.. له من عالم رائع .. Peace and Health ...... Paix et santé .... ..शांति और स्वास्थ्य .... Paz y salud ..... שלום ובריאות .... 和平 与 健康 ... السلام والصحة... "^ -" ^ CZat