Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Tax Day Eve

Special edition for  Tax Day Eve, April 14, 2010
with end notations


People who read The Sunday Offlection, also enjoy the following, which may or may not exist. 

"YOU won"  ~ now what?"   A practical guide if you wake up one morning as the president of a country.  Chapters include step-by-step instructions for things like: how to dress in private as well as at state functions; phrases to use with military commanders; and the current edition includes a DVD which takes a look at some of the more important laws of the country you now run, as well as a reference to various interpretations of actions taken in response to  treaties signed.  If you haven't started World War III, after six months in office, you become eligible to enter a lottery wherein the winner gets a code-key to access the junior grade level for national secret intelligence, and a 30 minute shopping spree at a Wal-Mart of choice.

"Getting the most from your tax dollar"  When the United States Department of Defense, Internal Revenue, White House, or Under-Secretary of Fun, visits your website/publishes your book, you and your family, friends, and the entire earthling population become entitled to vacations and party event/get-togethers.  These are just more of the "plums" of the tree of knowledge in the Rose Garden of Paradise blooming in Washington D.C.  Revised referencing and cross-referencing makes it easier to  find pastoral, bucolic, and scenic locations you can pick from for your festivities.  The current edition includes a kit to diagram and trace what you spend through your government that nurtures the planet's health and well being - all inclusive

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note:

This special edition is written in dual honor: First, to my Godfather, Ed Cisinski - and, secondly, to a system that is of the people, by the people, and for the people....which promotes the General Welfare, and wherein all are equal and entitled to life liberty and pursuit of happiness ...................

This special edition has been inspired by the concept of taxation, and the visit of the Department of Defense - http://www.nic.mil/  - to my website.

Happiest of daze,
the C a  pT  a     i   n



  

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